Absolute dogma and fundamental principle in relationships with the female universe.
You're not a clown. You want to discuss serious matters. You want to get laid. No. First make her laugh.
MAKE HER LAUGH.
Beauty is subjective. Ugliness is not.
In moments of true crisis, she remains silent. She's waiting for you to say something wrong.
The pussy is the origin and the cure of all ills.
Don't believe them.
When a boxer is in trouble he tries to clinch his adversary to avoid being hit.
When a woman is in trouble, she says: “Hold me tight.”
Clinch or hug, the principle is identical. It's a way to avoid being hit.
Sweden is the country with the highest concentration of knockout blondes, and the
highest rate of suicides.
I just can't figure it out.
Get used to them.
And don't try to reformulate the questions.
If it were true that a man in love doesn't look at other women, then all those
commercials for mobile phones, cars and booze would be utterly useless.
In chess, the king can move only one space whereas the queen can go everywhere.
That's because the king is sovereign, but the queen rules.
Her moments must be understood.
Yours need to be justified.
When they have a problem, they don't want you to solve it. They want you to console them.
Only without the certainty that you love her, will she be certain that she loves you,
because love is based on questions, not on answers.
THE CERTAINTY OF UNCERTAINTY.
And if they were right?
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Cohabitation is a field of sunflowers strewn with land mines.
Her: “Out for dinner or to the movies?”
Him: “The movies!”
Her: “How about that new vegetarian place?”
First come, first served.
Drunkenness is for a woman an excuse to do things that a man does or would like to do when he's perfectly sober.
Love is an obsession directed towards a single person only.
Sex is democratic: quantity is not a concern.
THE DEMOCRACY OF SEX.
The only way not to have problems with a woman is to have lots of them.